petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

I am an invisible girl who falls for boys that shine like stars
an assesment of myself (via cxlcium)
The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

plantias:

I dont know how many times I have reblogged the same photo twice without even realizing it.

buttlicked:

The collab of a lifetime

buttlicked:

The collab of a lifetime

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

styaller:

[harry styles voice] baby i loved you first